Caitee. Phoenix. Twenty
I enjoy baking, crafts, naps, Disneyland, music, being called "princess", pizza, anthropology, and excessive amounts of daydreaming.
Occasional nsfw content.
My face

 

"There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do." - Amy Poehler

(Source: lazoey)

I wish my boobs were a teeny bit smaller because I felt adorable in this dress/shoe combo.

I wish my boobs were a teeny bit smaller because I felt adorable in this dress/shoe combo.

I went to this fancy bra shop today and i got fitted. The lady said I was a 38 F. I’m pretty sure she just pulled that number our of her ass because I am *MAYBE* a DD but by no stretch of the imagination am I an F. I didn’t even know that was a thing. But I bought a really expensive bra and it was in fact a 38 F. So I’m just going to tell people that’s my cup size. F stands for “fuck yeah big boobs!”

So I went to Walgreen's to print some photos...

Me: Can you help me use the photo kiosk?

Walgreens guy: Sure. First plug your phone in and unlock it.

Me: Okay, what now?

Him: Now open your photo albums and select the photos you want.

Me: ....Are all of the pictures in my phone going to pop up on the screen....all big and stuff?

Him: *grinning and trying not to laugh* Yes

Me: ...Oh uhm okay. *waits for him to walk away but he doesn't* Soooo.....is there a way I can do it from my phone and send them here?

Him: Yeah, we have an app. You can do it from your phone and pick them up in an hour.

Me: Yeah, great.... i think I'll just do that instead.

Him: Haha okay. Good idea.

Today’s fun print is- flamingos! #modcloth #dress #summer #polkadots #flamingos

Today’s fun print is- flamingos! #modcloth #dress #summer #polkadots #flamingos

Sun dresses and Chucks until forever #modcloth #converse #summer

Sun dresses and Chucks until forever #modcloth #converse #summer

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

Played 8,137 times

woke-up-0lder:

And so I searched through my great-grandpa’s memoirs
For the devil in my bloodstream
Depression grabbed his throat and
Choked the life out of him slowly
I got the same blood coursing through my veins
It’ll come for me eventually

favourite song

(Source: bottleofink)

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queertoast:

missmagrathea:

"Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright”

'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks, and airplanes, talking with strangers, waiting in line….